Financial Calculator Suite

Mathematical precision for financial degenerates who need calculated confirmation of their doom.

🛑 Stop Loss Calculator

Calculate optimal stop loss levels based on volatility, risk tolerance, and position size. Because knowing exactly where you'll get stopped out is half the battle.

⚖️ Position Size Calculator

Determine position sizes based on account risk, volatility, and stop loss levels. Scientific precision for your inevitable losses.

📊 Portfolio VaR Calculator

Calculate portfolio Value at Risk using multiple positions with correlation adjustments. Watch your diversification fail mathematically.

🔍 Symbol Lookup Tool

Search comprehensive VaR, ATR, and market data from our explorer databases. Real-time data for informed trading decisions.

💰 Compound Interest Calculator

Calculate long-term investment growth with compound interest. Plan your wealth accumulation strategy with precise mathematical projections.

🛑 Stop Loss Calculator

📊 Percentage of portfolio to risk on this trade
📊 Use ATR from your selected timeframe for best results
Stop Loss Calculations:

⚖️ Position Size Calculator

Risk @ Stop Loss | Notional Output
📊 Percentage of account to risk
💡 Enter symbol and click Lookup to auto-fill price and VaR data
Position Size Results:

📊 Portfolio VaR Calculator

Suggested VaR per symbol as % of account

Portfolio Positions

Symbol Shares Suggested Lots Price ($) Value ($) VaR ($) VaR (%) Weight (%) Asset Class Sector Industry Action
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Portfolio VaR Results:

🔍 Symbol Lookup Tool

Currently showing: All asset classes
💡 Try: SECTOR:Technology, CC* for wildcards, or exact symbols like BILL
Symbol Search Results:
Use the buttons above or search to display symbols
Selected Symbol Details:

💰 Compound Interest Calculator

Starting amount you're investing
Expected annual return percentage
Investment duration in years
How often interest compounds
Additional monthly investment (optional)
Investment Growth Projection:
Enter your investment parameters to see compound growth projections and timeline breakdown.

📈 Growth Timeline

Frequently Asked Questions

What is VaR and why should I care about my financial doom?

VaR (Value at Risk) estimates the maximum loss your position might suffer over a specific time period. Think of it as a mathematical crystal ball that tells you exactly how much money you're about to lose with 95% confidence. Perfect for masochists who enjoy quantifying their financial suffering.

How does the Position Size Calculator work?

Our calculator offers three risk modes: Stop Loss (traditional risk), VaR (statistical risk), and ATR (volatility-based risk). Choose your preferred method of calculating exactly how many shares you can afford to lose. It's like a GPS for financial destruction - precise directions to your destination.

What's ATR and why does it matter for stop losses?

ATR (Average True Range) measures market volatility over different timeframes. Using ATR for stop losses is like wearing a helmet sized perfectly for the incoming financial brick wall. It adapts to market conditions so your stops aren't too tight (death by a thousand cuts) or too loose (death by one big cut).

How many symbols are in your database?

We track 901 symbols across stocks, CFDs, and futures - each one carefully analyzed for its capacity to destroy portfolios. Our database includes real VaR, ATR, and Enterprise Value data, plus outlier detection that flags the most dangerous instruments. It's like a comprehensive catalog of financial weapons.

How does the Compound Interest Calculator help with long-term planning?

Our compound interest calculator shows you the magical power of time and compounding with brutal mathematical precision. Enter your initial investment, expected returns, and monthly contributions to see exactly how your wealth will grow over decades. It includes timeline breakdowns, wealth milestones, and effective return calculations - perfect for retirement planning or watching your money slowly accumulate while inflation eats your purchasing power.

Are you affiliated with Jack Schwager's Market Wizards?

Absolutely not. We're "Market Wizardry" - the discount, unhinged cousin that Jack's publishers won't return calls from. While his wizards made fortunes, ours specialize in making spreadsheets that accurately predict their own demise. We're flattered by any confusion, but our track record speaks for itself (in whispers of regret).